Jumpers

I'm going to sit in my redneck spa after a stupid GO train ride home.

Fisherman's Friend

I didn't mean to laugh out loud at the lady on the train who said no matter how hard she sucked on a fisherman's friend, her throat still hurt.

Ow

Just fell down all the steps from the top compartment to the bottom after this a-hole with a dead body stuffed in his knapsack knocked me off balance. I am unable to sit as my ass is frozen from pain and now I must stand the whole ride to Oshawa from Union.