Overheard snow tire conversation

"So I had to go over to my in-laws and use their garage to put snow tires on my wife's Jeep last night," says man to his friend.
"Did you put them on your car, too?" asks his friend.
"No," says the man, laughing.
"Real men don't need snow tires".

Celine Dion

Dude in a suit across from me on the train is listening to Celine Dion at full volume. Is it disturbing that I recognize her music? Yes, yes it is. OMG, now he's swaying back and forth! Cue lighter ...