Drunk

Roll into Oshawa on the 8:13 train. Two drunks stumble out & stagger to van. Both get in. I call 911. Told to stall them by asking for directions & creating a distraction. 8-9 minutes later a cruiser shows up & finds us in the lot. I say the cops are here & the friend bolts from the van. The driver fumbles to start the van & proclaims, "The cops?! I better get outta here. I shouldn't be driving!" Drama. I has it.