Thursday, March 4, 2010

9:13

I saw you eat your banana tonight on the 9:13 and when finished, you took the peel, wrapped it in a discarded "24 Newspaper" and wedged it between the seat and wall.

Your legs looked perfectly fine to me yet your sorry ass couldn't be transported to the garbage can. Piggies like you annoy me which is why I got up, approached you, retrieved your garbage and threw it out for you. Deliberately right in front of you.

Why? BECAUSE I HATE THE SMELL OF ROTTING BANANA PEEL and there was no way I was smelling that rank all the way to Oshawa!

You bum.

2 comments:

  1. RonNastyMarch 5, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    You deserve a medal or something. You need to be profiled on TV. Maybe you could invest in a camcorder and upload your videos to YouTube and become the next overnight sensation.

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  2. Cindy Smith, Editor, Education for the Driving MassesMarch 5, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    No. No videos.

    No, just in a rotten, tired mood last night ... I really don't like the smell of banana peel. And I know he wasn't going to throw that out.

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