Transformer

There's a man woman who rides from Whitby to Union each morning who looks like a transformer. I don't mean she's a bus that turns into an ice cream scoop but I am 100% certain that camel toe is more of a very well contained camel hump. I'm too chicken to post a photo and also because he she seems like a really nice person and I'm not a really mean person. Just a really curious one. Does this make me evil? That I even think to question these things? It's just ... well, those hands are HUGE. Plus he's she's almost 6 foot 6. Maybe I am a bad person?

"More than meets the eye" ... I'm going straight to hell, aren't I?

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Originally written September 11, 2009

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