Thursday, April 8, 2010

Christmas baby jesus miracle

The train was on time this morning! I was so desperate to celebrate that I made sure to angle my handbag just right so that I smacked the shoulder of every person sitting in an aisle seat as I bolted off the train.

Ahhh, sweet, sweet revenge.

(I didn't really do that but I did fantasize about it, kind of like how Ralphie fantasizes about the essay he plans to write about the Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle BB Gun he wants for Christmas in that movie that plays a gazillion times over Christmas and his teacher waltzes around the classroom writing A+ A+ A+++ everywhere).

2 comments:

  1. Martin F.April 8, 2010 at 1:59 PM

    Good god, woman. I didn't even know you started up another blog.

    Where do you find the time?

    ReplyDelete
  2. C.J. SmithApril 8, 2010 at 9:52 PM

    Time? What's that?!

    ReplyDelete

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