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Friday, April 23, 2010

Foot rider

The foot rider is a cousin of the bag rider.
Like the bag rider, they travel alone and often can be found occupying the window seat on most GO trains.

Scientists believe that foot riders find it perfectly acceptable to go to bed - under the covers - in the shoes they walked all over downtown Toronto in. All the scientists I interviewed (such as my sister) can't think of any other reason why these ignorant turnips find the practice of putting their dirty and scummy feet on seats people pay good money to sit on remotely okay.

Thanks to Sammy J. for sending in the photo.

2 comments:

Vince said...

Let me point out that the bottom of her shoes are not even touching the seat. There is nothing wrong with this. There is no one sitting there. She's relaxing. She pays for that just like I do. I ride my feet on the seat all the time. Until it's written on the back of my pass that I can't do this and it's something actually enforced, we're all free to do this.

Anonymous said...

She pays for it like you do? You pay for two seats each month? Must be nice. Also it is written in each coach, and announced over the PA system not to put your feet up...would you like them to tattoo it on your forehead too?

They don't announce that you can't pee in the aisles, so by your logic if you've paid your fare, that should be allowed too.