The girl next to me has not shut up once during the entire 40-minute train ride so far from Union.
I've been subjected to listening to a conversation with a valley girl dialect punctuated with 'anyways', 'like', 'basically' and 'ohmigod'.
Coincidentally, she has spent the last 20 minutes or so complaining about a girl in her office who doesn't shut up.
Personally, I hate it when there is nobody talking... I have shoes which often squeak on the carraige floor whenever I shift, which can to lead to Looks from people who think I've done somethign else...
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ReplyDeleteI wasn't breaking wind - I was just making noises that sounded like it...
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