Thursday, September 23, 2010

Italian Stallion

Submitted by email to cj@thiscrazytrain.com

Last night I got to ride home with a woman who chomped down on italian sausage from a tupperware container. It stank so bad. When she got off at Clarkson, the lady beside me had a small perfume spritzer and she squirted it a few times. Next thing you know, it smelled like a cow had farted vanilla cookies while being roasted on a spit. I was gagging and had to leave the coach. Pretty soon, it was a mass exodus. Even Moses himself could not have parted the crowd that fast.

1 comment:

  1. TomWSeptember 24, 2010 at 9:47 AM

    Chomping on an Italian suasage? At least it's a change from people on a bus being hot and heavy in the rear.

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