Why I christened the 5:10 Lakeshore East the 'Crazy Train'

1. The woman next to me lost her shit on a few of us trying to convince a confused woman this train was 100% going to Oshawa. She was on her cell. She raised her voice and said to us, 'Do you mind? I'm on the phone!' This other dude asked, 'Do you want a medal?'

2. A rather large man tried to convince those sitting in the courtesy seats that his, and I quote, 'fat', made him a priority. Nobody moved.