At first I had no idea what these 2 ladies next to me were talking about on the 7:53 Oshawa to Union train this morning.
Something about cleaning up the downtown area, then whisper-whisper-whisper-giggle-giggle-spa-wax-shave.
What? Is there a spa opening up in downtown Oshawa?
Nooo ... they were discussing vaginal birth and making sure everything was nicely groomed before the baby comes.
Yeah, I'll leave that for you to mull over.
Having gone through the pains of labour, I can honestly tell you the last thing on my mind was my downtown landscaping.
... and won't that be just the cutest story to tell the child, once they are old enough to understand.
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