Text message from anonymous to 9054420352 tonight at 8:33pm
At first, I wasn't going to bore you all with the whole transcript but this person did ask a question that a lot people ask. This isn't an exciting exchange and contains no sex, explosive farting or obscenity.
All reading from henceforth is strictly voluntary so don't whine about the lack of funny or I'll shut the whole site down, pick up my ball and go home.
FAN: omg. you're site is hilarious.
thanks! i think you meant 'your' site
FAN: you mean your site
exactly
FAN: i love it
and i love it when people use perfect grammar!
FAN: oops. did i type something wrong?
yes, you said "you're" site
FAN: ohhhhh. my bad
FAN: grammer nazi!!!
what's a grammer nazi?
FAN: u don't know!? it's someone who is strict with spelling
guess i shouldn't mention you spelled grammar wrong
FAN: i did?!
yep
FAN: don't make this awkward
why do you say that?
FAN: are you on the train now
as a matter of fact, yes
FAN: i'm at work
(long pause)
sooo... what's for dinner? anything interesting?
FAN: sorrry. my phone rang. well one thing that's not for dinner is beef and bean nachos. why do you ask?
lol. figured i would try to make things "awkward"
FAN: so do people really write you or do you make stuff up sometimes???
shit, you mean, i was just imagining you all this time?
FAN: bad question then ...
i get asked that a lot. i don't have enough time to make up content. trust me. however, i do need more amusing and obscure texts. tell your friends!
hey cj. you forgot you're ball.
ReplyDelete:)
Surely a grammar nazi is strict with grammar, not spelling...
ReplyDeletei think u should publish every text u get no matter how boring u think it is. isn't that the point?
ReplyDeleteto night seems to do it. especially the dear pookie bear thanks for 11 amazing years luv ur hunnie bunnie.
gag.
I have no desire to be like the Shout Outs.
ReplyDeleteI find 80% of them to be as exciting as an educational film about oral hygiene.