Below is a text exchange from last night between myself and a lad who figured himself to be a stud.
Stud: hey
hello
Stud: how are you
good, you?
Stud: can i ask a question
sure
Stud: this is cj from crazy train right?
yep
Stud: ok cool. i have to check because id hate to think im texting my mom or something
how can you text your mom when you would have to type in my number?
Stud: well i stored your number in case something funny happened and i could just quickly send something
oh, great idea! i like readers who are prepared
Stud: well i did take scouts when i was a kid
:)
Stud: has anyone told you about how people have sex in the big washrooms on the trains
no, not yet but i have heard that this goes on thru the shout outs
Stud: i'm one of those people
one of those people who writes shout outs?
Stud: no one of those people who do it
do what
Stud: have sex
big deal. so do i
Stud: in the washrooms?
no. never on a train. that's super gross. the bacteria. the germs. who the hell would do that?
Stud: i do
i just threw up in my mouth
Stud: ha. ha. it's not so bad
right. provided you have no sense of smell
Stud: last night i took a late train and i hit it off with this brunette heading home to milton
let me guess, you delivered a pizza to her and she didn't have any money to pay you
Stud: ha ha no. i nailed her in the bathroom
sure.
Stud: why, u don't you believe me
where did i say i didn't believe you
Stud: you wrote sure
right. sure. sure as in sure, that's great
Stud: or sure as in you're a liar
you're the one who thinks they're writing to penthouse magazine
Stud: i thought you wanted people to text you
i do, i just don't get what's so hot about sex in a go train bathroom with all the urine splatter, poop smears and other bacteria you don't see while you're "nailing" someone
Stud: it's exciting
your sexual experience sounds limited if you think sex in the go train bathroom is exciting
Stud: i used protection
like what? purelling yourself from head to toe afterwards
Stud: she liked it
oh, your fantasy girl because i'm pretty sure you had sex with only one person last night
Stud: ha ha it's true
that you had sex with yourself
Stud: ha ha no. with the girl
if it is true, it's still gross. unsanitary. yuck.
Stud: it was your mother. she wanted me real baaaaad
how old are you?
Stud: why?
just trying to figure something out
Stud: are you going to write about my hot date
dude, you need to set your standards higher if what you did last night is what you consider a "hot date"
Stud: you probably won't publish this
9 comments:
While I look forward to each new post, this one was.....a bit boring. I agree with you CJ that the fact that this person was worried about texting his mom accidentily and the comment about having intercourse with your mom, and that she wanted him real "baaaad" screams out lame teenager, but really is this just trolling CJ or crazy train hijinx? The cooridor club was really just a the bait to start the trolling....on the other hand I guess this is another example of a crazy person on the train, (although who knows if this individual has ever been on a GO train or the TTC)....sigh
Wow. Can I get this guy's number? He sounds real hot...... BARF.
I tried in vain with my replies to steer this into a better direction but it's difficult to do with trolls or people who aren't being honest or who are trying to bait me.
I felt it was worthy to throw it up online. Perhaps to encourage others to "try harder".
Stud:"Upright pieces of lumber in a wall to which drywall is attached."
Sounds about right to me :-)
Stud also doesn't realize that his co-worker actually reads this website and forwarded me the link, as Stud doesn't realize we know each other.
I love all the text message conversations! I always laugh and never think they're boring. Just as good as reading the idiots on lamebook.com!
Hey Stud's girlfriend.
Your boyfriend thinks he's part of the Corridor Club but the only club he's part of is Club Loser
Pretty lame.
I don't think there's such a thing as the Late Train to Milton.
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