This morning, I was turned outward on an outside seat and went to re-adjust my body when my foot kicked out (wet floors and all) and tripped a woman making her way down the aisle.
Instinctively, I reached out to stop her from falling and grabbed her ass.
Needless to say, she wasn't impressed.
One day, she'll recognize my intentions were merely heroic.
1 comment:
Oh, my god. That was hilarious. Embarrassing I'm sure, but hilarious.
I'm going to be laughing about this all day!
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