This morning, I was turned outward on an outside seat and went to re-adjust my body when my foot kicked out (wet floors and all) and tripped a woman making her way down the aisle.
Instinctively, I reached out to stop her from falling and grabbed her ass.
Needless to say, she wasn't impressed.
One day, she'll recognize my intentions were merely heroic.
Oh, my god. That was hilarious. Embarrassing I'm sure, but hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be laughing about this all day!