Wednesday, October 20, 2010

TTC makes sexy times

Edith wrote in asking me if I'll accept crazy from the TTC.

Hells yes. This door is wiiiiiiddddddeeeeee open.

On the Bloor-Danforth subway train yesterday, she witnessed a man checking out his woman's muffin. She's not sure if he actually grabbed the muffin but he sure had his hand in the oven.

Yes. I'm talking in code. And no, I'm not talking about food.

No, I'm not photoshopping y'all a graphic. I have some lines I won't cross. But I did find this nice picture of cherry muffins.

I hope none of you ever look at muffins the same way again, or without thinking about this story.

My work here is done.

14 comments:

  1. RonNastyOctober 20, 2010 at 10:52 PM

    Sheesh... Talk about things being wide open...

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  2. C.J. SmithOctober 20, 2010 at 10:53 PM

    I've made the post 100 times better. Refresh.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 20, 2010 at 11:22 PM

    omg. this is the best website, ever.

    thank you grilled cheesus. i'm so glad i googled go train affair!!!

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  4. C.J. SmithOctober 20, 2010 at 11:26 PM

    Thanks!

    I'm so glad to learn people enjoy what I do here

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  5. Leslie JOctober 20, 2010 at 11:34 PM

    I have to agree. I've been quietly reading for a couple of weeks before bed each night and have slowly gotten addicted. I don't even take GO transit. A friend told me about this site and it's hilarious. You do such a good job with it and even though some stuff is cringe-worthy, you go about it in a mature way. I especially enjoy the posts, like this one, where you take people's stories and add to them. It's incredibly funny. Why your site hasn't been promoted by GO Transit is a mystery to me!

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  6. AnonymousOctober 21, 2010 at 8:12 AM

    Okay I've heard almost EVERY variation... But muffin is just one I'm having a hard time figuring out. Can someone give me a hint?

    An if it's what I think it is... On the subway? In the open? People have no shame. A least she knows where his hands were - all over the dirty subway.

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  7. TomWOctober 21, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    That would certainly make your mornign commute a lot more fun...

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  8. Peter BOctober 21, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    Could he have just been testing the muffin, to ensure that the muffin was fully baked? You know ... like stickin' a toothpick in.

    Just sayin'...

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  9. TomWOctober 21, 2010 at 2:39 PM

    I can see what chocolate mufffin might refer to, but what the cherry pecan muffins (pictured) refer to is beyond me...

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  10. AngelaOctober 21, 2010 at 3:17 PM

    "On the subway? In the open?"

    This is the TTC we're talking about.It's not even that unusual, sadly. As much as we whine about the GO passengers, the TTC riders are several levels of hell lower.

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  11. ronnieOctober 21, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    how deep is several hells?

    i totally get the cherry muffin part.

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  12. TomWOctober 22, 2010 at 9:11 AM

    What about the the pecans?

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  13. lisa w.October 22, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    I'll bite. What's a muffin?

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  14. timOctober 22, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    It's a camel toe with a surprise inside.

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