What kind of goddamn gong show is this?

I managed to catch the 4:10 today. We haven't even left yet and already this is a gong show.

This train, no matter which coach I've moved to, is a rolling circus!

The first car saw a big, smelly, construction dude-type wedge his rotten-boot-smelling-self into the window seat next to me.

So I bailed to the second coach only to wind up in a furnace.

So I moved again and now I'm sitting next to a woman who is screaming into her blackberry at her admin assistant for not submitting an expense report.

This resulted in the ladies across from me clucking out loud about 'inside voices'.

Right.