Tuesday, November 30, 2010

All aboard the 5:53

LIVE BLOGGING
This dude (Burly I think is his name) speaks slower than Tom. I have no idea why his annunciation skills are so precisely monotone and drawn out but dude needs some coffee.

PART WHERE MY SHIT WEBPHONE DIED
During the ride this evening I was subjected to someone standing near me who repeatedly slammed her bag into my head until finally I stood up and asked her if she would like to sit. Of course, she said no thank you, so I told her that her bag was was giving me a concussion and she put it on the floor. What in the hell do some of you women carry in your purses? Do you pay for everything with gold bullion?

LIVE BLOGGING RESUMES
The guy sitting next to me is asleep and is breathing like Darth Vader. Earlier this dude was picking dead skin off his forehead and forearm. Why can't people groom at home?

2 comments:

  1. karyDecember 1, 2010 at 6:57 PM

    Slow week?

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  2. C.J. SmithDecember 1, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    Actually Kary, yes.
    Apparently if I refrain from controversial posts or poking fun at other people's expense, people who disagree with my choice of content (such as this lame ass post) find the site boring ... or slow ... or big yawn ... pick one ...

    Which is why certain pieces of comedic gold make for good content.

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