At Ajax, this guy got on who looked just like El DeBarge, complete with pencil thin lipstache. I know, you're asking, who?! The best I can do is show you by video. El DeBarge was a brother and sister music group from the 80s. Dude on the train looked just like the lead singer.
If you can't youtube from work. Here's a photo of El DeBarge:

El Debarge was also Janet Jackson's first husband and urban legend says that Nicole Ritchie (Lionel's daughter) is El and Janet's daughter, conceived when Janet was 17. I believe everything I read on the internet.
ReplyDeleteActually Fred, Janet was married to James DeBarge.
ReplyDeletewikipedia says janet has a secret daughter named renee
ReplyDeleteWikipedia, which resourceful and informative at times, ANYONE and their brother can edit or add info to wiki pages.... aka not very reliable!
ReplyDeleteDoes Janet Jackson ride the GO train.
ReplyDeleteNo? Then shut the hell up already. Who cares?!
Did someone shit on your cornflakes today, Kly?
ReplyDeleteLOL