Tuesday, December 7, 2010

I used to like sushi. Then I met you.

Submitted by email to cj@thiscrazytrain.com

Dear Man-Who-Ate-Sushi-For-Dinner-Last-Night (on the Richmond Hill line),

Your breath stinks. It reeks. It makes me nauseous. God forbid you should cover your mouth while you yawn with that putrid breath. Do you brush your teeth in the morning? Or is it that you're eating rotten sushi leftovers for breakfast? Whatever the case may be, it's making me sick. Granted, I get to skip breakfast and save calories because I lose my appetite on the mornings you sit next to me, but FFS, fix that nastiness.

Signed,
Sushi-Used-To-Be-My-Fave

1 comment:

  1. FredDecember 7, 2010 at 10:36 PM

    You know, I was enjoying a nice bowl of ice cream when I read this.

    Now I'm not.

    ReplyDelete

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