Monday, January 24, 2011

How to park like a Jerk

LEGEND:
Red icon = MASTER OF THE JERKS (OVERLORD)
Black icons = COURTEOUS PEOPLE
Black icon with jerk = JERK MINIONS, WHO BOW TO THE OVERLORD





This epic undertaking of JERKINESS was shot at the Oshawa GO lot tonight by yours truly. And guess what? Nary a GO Transit Parking Enforcement Officer to be found!

Shocking.

Do I blame the Overlord for his jerkiness? Not really. But he has the minions to blame. If they would park like the rest of us, the Overlord would not have had to do this dastardly deed.

8 comments:

  1. DanJanuary 24, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    Why, why do people park like that? They wouldn't be able to get away with it anywhere else.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2011 at 6:40 AM

    When I saw that my first reaction was how was the saturn in front of the jerk was supposed to get out as there was a truck in front of them? I think this was the rudest and most abhorrent thing anyone could do, blocking in another transit rider/driver. Idiot.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2011 at 7:38 AM

    Oh my god! How is that bloked in person supposed to get out! If I came off the train to see that I was blocked in a would lose my shit. Wow.

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  4. FREDJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    I WISH I COULD LIKE THE LIKE CHECKBOX 1000 TIMES OVER

    I'M WRITING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT ALL THE COOL KIDS DO THESE DAYS

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    hey, so the 2 people who parked tandem like that, they know each other and took the 8:25
    she told the overlord to park behind her and took the keys so when got back, she'd move overlord and take her car home. not sure how overlord was going to drive home but i was with these 2 eisteins on the train yesterday morning

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  6. TomWJanuary 25, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    Wht the cars in the diagram such a weird shape??

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    It's all nice and good if they know each other, but what about everyone else who has to drive around this trying to get out of the parking lot when a train comes in?

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  8. C.J. SmithJanuary 25, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    I drew them as blobs because I can't draw a car. Sue me.
    :)

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