Thursday, January 27, 2011

Off topic: Waffles, what?

For real.

At Marché in the Bay Adelaide Centre, in the basement, on the path towards the Bay.

I hauled my ass in early today (took the 7:15 Oshawa-Union which really should become my train of choice - puts me at my desk by 8:30).

All it took was one word written in chalk on a blackboard and I was sold. $3.25, plain, with vanilla sauce and REAL maple syrup, none of that Aunt Jemima nonsense that's pure corn syrup with added sugar and more added sugar.

Rode up the elevator taunting others with this delicious smell of baked golden goodness. Scurried into my office. Shut the door. Opened up the plastic container. Moved my coffee. Hit the container with my elbow and ...

No, the five second rule didn't work this time.

But at least I'm pretty.

The love affair that could have been. Without blueberries. And in a plastic container.

10 comments:

  1. TomWJanuary 27, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    I will never, ever understand why anyone would choose to buy "pancake syrup" if they can afford maple syrup.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    Good. Like your fat ass needs it.

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  3. kaylaaJanuary 27, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Wow. What are you, 12?

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  4. C.J. SmithJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    Tomorrow I'm eating TWO waffles! So there.
    Have fun at the gym. I'll be sure to spread whip cream on the window and lick it off while your sweating to some tired 90s dance track.
    Just name the place and time.

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  5. GaryJanuary 27, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    @cj
    TOTAL WIN.

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  6. FredJanuary 27, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Hey Gary ...
    Speaking of stalking, noticed you were pretty quiet on the Shout Out post. No advice to be had, eh? No suggestions for LSE Admirer? No comments pertaining to finding out what car Michelle drives? Nothing, eh? Alrighty then.

    By the way, CJ. Let me know what gym so I can bring the strawberries. We can pelt anon ahole with them when he/she leaves.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Loving the comments. Keep it coming

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    Even waffles that meet the floor are still good to chuck at the Leafs!

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  9. karyJanuary 30, 2011 at 2:58 AM

    The beauty about sweatin is you can eat the waffles and still look good.. Tried any hot yoga lately?

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  10. C.J. SmithJanuary 30, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    When I go to the gym, I sweat butter. That's bad, right?

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