Not a sex toy

See. I told you it's a hand blender.

Note to all: Don't tell people in a quad with you that your husband bought you a Thunder Stick as a Valentine's gift one year without seguing quickly to a story about using it to chop and dice vegetables for a dip. You will leave them with the wrong impression.

That it's a dildo.

Get your mind out of the gutter, Jill. You too, Rotary Dial!