Tuesday, February 22, 2011

A taste of awesomeness

I rode the 5:20 home tonight - alone - Jill didn't show up today and Uncle was AWOL.

Dude next to me belched at one point and I not only smelled what he had for lunch but also tasted it, too, because I had just finished yawning when he expunged his stomach gases.

Needless to say, any hunger pains I had instantly vanished.

Even more cringe-worthy was that he noticed the look of disgust I made, so he mumbled a "sorry".

Awkward.

2 comments:

  1. RonNastyFebruary 23, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    Maybe you can explain this birthday card I saw yesterday featuring one of those Red Neck comedians: It's better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it."

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  2. UncleFebruary 23, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    sorry, I got the 5:10

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