How come you don't post on weekends?

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260: Hey, how come you don't have anything on your site today...noting yesterday eitehr

Hello! Thanks for asking. I believe it's the bible that says work for six and on the 7th day the easter bunny rested and that meant there would be 6 more weeks of winter.

260: Huh? I don't understand what you meant by that. How come you don't post on weekends?

Do you work 7 days a week?

260: No

Neither do I. Typically I publish Monday to Friday but have on occasion posted stuff on weekends if I have time

260: Oh. I was really hoping to see something new soon

Well guess what? You know what tomorrow is?

260: Yeah. So you'll have something then?

Actually, I might just have something for today

260: Really? i'm on the train right now and I'm bored as f*ck so something funny to read would help.

I agree.

260: So will you write something???

No, I won't... But you did...

260: I don't get it

What station did you just pass?

260: eglinton.

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