Nice man boobs, by the way.
Lovingly penned by MC in email to
cj@thiscrazytrain.com
Hey cj,
I'm on the bus right now and the only one standing because the doorknob in the back in the centre seat is taking up 3 seats. He could clearly see me and didn't even flinch. At this point, I have no time to deal with ignorance and people who lack chivalry and basic common sense. Jerk! This just proves that stupidity doesn't just happen on GO trains.
(Seat hogs are everywhere!)
How to deal.
ReplyDelete1. Stand near the person.
2. Align one knee with the person's gonads.
3. Wait for the bus to jerk to a stop.
4. Throw your body weight into it.
I take pleasure in asking these donkeys to move. I also try and sit beside them and invade thier personal space.
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