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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Holy whores of hell

Jill and I are stuck, probably with the rest of you, on what was the 5:20 and is now the 9:13 (at this bloody rate). Why? Two medical emergencies but the texts I keep getting from GO say VIA rail traffic, so which one is it?!

Also, the heat on this coach is set to Satan's Armpit and if we don't get some air soon, it will be Satan's Crotch in a minute.

Wait... What's this?

Holy jesus on a biscuit. We're moving...

Hey, since we're now an hour late (what the CSA said!), those of you with 10-ride tickets get your ride credited. The rest of us suckers get a big fat zero.

5 comments:

Bicky said...

No way... go to Customer Service and show them your pass/Presto card. Tell them you want a credit for a one way ride from Union to your stop. I got one when I was delayed once. (I buy a monthly paper pass.)

I'm soooo glad I left at 4pm today.

LSW said...

Holy whores of Hell? I love it! Where the F do you get these hilarious titles!!!!??? (apologies for laughing at your predicament.....)

C.J. Smith said...

I dig deep.

Kelly said...

Holy smokes, do I ever agree! I nearly burst into flames on the 5:53ish train tonight.

TomW said...

I was on that train - it was "only" 40 mins late.
Aparently it was a VIA train decideing to break down somewhere around Guildwood, coupled with a medial emergency on a GO Train just east of Union.

At least my wife had decided to postpone making pizza for dinner until today (I hate cold pizza).