The real problem is the blasted knee-knocker seating arrangement of two seats facing two seats.
Visualize turning two of the seats around. No one could fit in rows that narrow.
So they cram extra seats onto the cars by overlapping knee space.
Unfortunately that means overlapping reading space and everything else.
I try to cope by sitting sideways, into the aisle, at one end of the car. Even so, I get pushed around by bursts of people who decide they need to move between cars.
I don't get it... just tell him... "hey buddy, your hand is uncomfortable close to my crotch, so can you sit like a normal person and sit up straight".
And if that doesn't work... tell him that while he's down there to take care of ya... nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
That should work... either way, you're a happier person.
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He should at least buy you dinner first.
Start jiggleing you knees up and down while looking away and "accidentally" collide with his blackberry,
The real problem is the blasted knee-knocker seating arrangement of two seats facing two seats.
Visualize turning two of the seats around. No one could fit in rows that narrow.
So they cram extra seats onto the cars by overlapping knee space.
Unfortunately that means overlapping reading space and everything else.
I try to cope by sitting sideways, into the aisle, at one end of the car. Even so, I get pushed around by bursts of people who decide they need to move between cars.
I would've definitely knee'd him one. Some people have no sense of personal space.
I don't get it... just tell him... "hey buddy, your hand is uncomfortable close to my crotch, so can you sit like a normal person and sit up straight".
And if that doesn't work... tell him that while he's down there to take care of ya... nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
That should work... either way, you're a happier person.
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