Why not make yourself more comfortable?

Hells no, your boots ain't dirty.

Did you take out a baby wipe from your purse and wipe your soles down before you threw your boots onto the seat?

In fact, you look so tired, from studying hard and all, that I feel compelled to make your ride more comfortable. You must be exhausted from schlepping around all day, walking like Jesus walks on water, because your magic boots never touch ground as you go about your business.

Hungry?

How about some nuts?
Now I don't want you to get thirsty, so here's a margarita. No, take it. It's on me.
No, don't thank me. I don't get as tired as you that I'm entitled to put my feet up on the seat.

That's only for special people like you.

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Thanks to Shauna for the pic.