Monday, May 30, 2011

Spit, polish and two bits?

Email from frogers@xxxx.com
To cj@thiscrazytrain.com

Hello neighbour!
I was waiting at Union Station this morning to board my train to Aldershot when I encountered a young woman polishing her stiletto patents with a McDonalds napkin and her own saliva while hiding behind the staircase near the Pretzel stand.
Is there a reason why she couldn't do this in the washroom. With water? Sorry, no photo. Perhaps you can sketch the scene with one of your stick figure drawings?
Absolutely! Check out the hot mess below.

7 comments:

  1. AlMay 30, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    Not that big a deal,

    they have shoe shine stands right out in the open, so I am not sure what's so offensive about it.

    Since they were heels I am guessing she was not wearing socks?

    I wouldnt stand in a bathroom at union station in Socks never mind bare feet.

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  2. FRogersMay 30, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    She had runners on. I think it wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't been licking the napkin after each "shine".

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  3. FREDMay 31, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    Only 2 pretzels for sale!
    And one looks like an "&"! What a shitty stand!

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  4. DonnaMay 31, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    Why is that so offensive? Even if she was licking her shoe lol how does doing it standing in the bathroom make it any better?

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  5. FRogersMay 31, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    I didn't say it was offensive. What was GROSS is that she would lick the napkin after each wipe, thus, licking the dirt! Is it just me?

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  6. AnonymousMay 31, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    Why does it matter to you?? can't people just mind their own business? she wasn't trying to clean your shoes, so piss off i say.

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  7. FRogersMay 31, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    It doesn't matter to me asshole. I just found it gross seeing as she could have just wet the napkin with water instead of repeatedly wetting it with her mouth sweat.

    Buy a new brand of cereal, sir. The one you're eating has piss in it.

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