Let's call the lady making the call SC - short for Sausage Call.
SC: I don't care for Polish.
(Pause)
SC: The last time I ate Polish I had heartburn that kept me up all night.
(Pause)
SC: It's too big. They make it too big. Sausage shouldn't be so long.
(Speak for yourself lady)
SC: The ones at Halenda's are tough. It's like when I bite into it, I'm waiting for juice but don't get any...
(Pause. Must... Not... Go... There...)
SC: Exactly, you want something on the first bite.
(Pause)
SC: Italian? No.
(Pause)
SC: The last time I had those, they ran right through me. Um ... Some kind of Johnson?
(Yes, she said 'Johnson')
SC: Johnsonville? Yes, at Metro. Too short... Never fits the buns.
(I swear this is a real conversation)
SC: So what do you want? Who has Oktoberfest? Sobey's?
(Pause)
SC: Okay, if you say they're the right size, we can have those. They better be juicy.
... And cue graphic ...
6 comments:
I sat behind the woman you're talking about. Before she started talking about sausages, she was talking about purex laundry detergent. This woman is a walking dictionary about soap. And sausages. She never shuts up actually. Usually she's on the phone with her daughter giving a running play by play on where the train is at that very moment.
haha sounds kinky. but also annoying
i love conversations taken out of context!!!
It's the graphic that totally seals it.
Reminds me of those scenes on Three's Company where only one side of a conversation was heard through a door or something. Hilarity ensues!
Come and knock on our door,
We've been waiting for you....
look at the juice dripping out of that guys mouth
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