Good luck to the car on the right when it comes time to leave (if the red one is still there). Man if I drove a crap car, I'd have no problems giving donkeys like that a scrape down the side....
What? They won't tow illegally parked cars, what makes you think they will tow a car for parking like an asshole. Personally I would be writing a nice message along the passenger side of his car (after I pulled out) so that the drive probably won't see it, in red lipstick, something like "I am an idiot and I cannot park for shit".
@ D.F. – Why lipstick? I would use my car key as the brush, and the donkey’s cardoor as my canvas. The note would be something simple, like “Parking Allstar”.
Matt: as much as I would loke to key an asshole's car if he parked like that next to me, it is illegal. And secondly because 24 hour lipstick is a real bitch to get off. That stuff survives on cups in the dishwasher!!
If you translate the licence plate, it says "PARKING DOUCHE".
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It looks like it's trying to cozy up with the car on the right. Even cars need personal space!
Good luck to the car on the right when it comes time to leave (if the red one is still there). Man if I drove a crap car, I'd have no problems giving donkeys like that a scrape down the side....
If you let out the air on the drivers side tires on the red car it would give the other car some breathing room when it's time to leave.
Gah, who thinks they can get away with parking like that? The owner of the grey car would be within his rights to have the red car towed.
What? They won't tow illegally parked cars, what makes you think they will tow a car for parking like an asshole. Personally I would be writing a nice message along the passenger side of his car (after I pulled out) so that the drive probably won't see it, in red lipstick, something like "I am an idiot and I cannot park for shit".
@ D.F. – Why lipstick? I would use my car key as the brush, and the donkey’s cardoor as my canvas. The note would be something simple, like “Parking Allstar”.
Matt: as much as I would loke to key an asshole's car if he parked like that next to me, it is illegal. And secondly because 24 hour lipstick is a real bitch to get off. That stuff survives on cups in the dishwasher!!
LOVE the lipstick idea except then I'd wreck my good MAC lipstick. I'm gonna go out and buy something crappy for just such an emergency!
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