Text message from 905260XXXX
29 AUG 11
1:03:17 PM
hey. listen asshol. saw ur site with apic of a guy i know. bro willl lay a spliff 4 u in a heartbeat. give teh shrt off his back. no reasson to snakc him up over a fuckin bag,bro. if id been there i would of slapped da bag outta ur hand and told u to mind ur own business bitch. peace.
I always love it when people write mean, hateful emails or threatening text messages and end their vitriol with "cheers!" or "thanks for your time" or "peace" as if they just sold flowers to my Nan and are bidding her adieu.
The hell?
This text message made me laugh out loud. I had no idea that being able to roll a marijuana joint in seconds flat, or lend me a t-shirt that surely wouldn't fit me, qualified someone as a polite, upstanding citizen who I had no right to take issue with because he couldn't be bothered to throw away his trash.
All that's missing is "Like, imma pop a cap in 'yo ass 4 raggin' on my bro, brap brap bros b4 hoes peace yo".
ReplyDeleteObviously some people don't outgrow that attitude in high school. A pity.
And it doesn't change the fact that the original guy was littering and was too much of a chicken to own up to it.
Well, the joint rolling talent explains his love of Mickey D's.
ReplyDeleteNow we know that your friend is 1. a litterbug, 2. makes poor judgement in food choices, and 3. smokes weed... hope his boss is reading this... e
ReplyDeleteYep, a guy as nerdy looking as that would have a gangsta friend **rolls eyes**
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