Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Fail of the Navigator

from Txxxxx.Cxxxx@telus.blackberry.net
to cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date: Tue, Sep 13, 2011 at 10:01 PM
subject: Stouffville

You're wrong. Stouffville is east of Uxbridge. Get a map you dummy.


from cj@thiscrazytrain.com
to Txxxxx.Cxxxx@telus.blackberry.net
date: Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 7:37 PM
subject: Re: Stouffville

I have no idea what the heck you're talking about but I found a minute to analyze your email and tried to to connect it with a post. Are you SpongeBob? I don't recall giving anyone directions to Stouffville but I went ahead and got myself a map like you said and call me crazy (Ha ha! That's a joke, get it ... seeing as this is the Crazy Train website and all) and Stouffville looks to be west of Uxbridge. Who's the dummy now? Not I!

- Cindy


from Txxxxx.Cxxxx@telus.blackberry.net
to cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date: Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 8:04 PM
subject: Stouffville

It took you two days to answer this email? Wow. Glad you don't work in Customer Service.


from cj@thiscrazytrain.com
to Txxxxx.Cxxxx@telus.blackberry.net
date: Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 8:16 PM
subject: Re: Stouffville

What? But I don't work in customer service ... You implied I didn't know where Stouffville was on a map. So, to prepare for the day when I'm a contestant on Jeopardy! The Canadian Edition, I located it on a map and corrected you. It's not east but west of Uxbridge.


from Txxxxx.Cxxxx@telus.blackberry.net
to cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date: Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 8:22 PM
subject: Stouffville

What a sad person you are. If you're going to give directions to customers, at least be right. Stouffville is east of Uxbridge.


from cj@thiscrazytrain.com
to Txxxxx.Cxxxx@telus.blackberry.net
date: Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 8:27 PM
subject: Re: Stouffville

Are you a robot?

Oh my god, are you like V.I.C.I. from Small Wonder?! Where when your battery drains you repeat the same thing over and over? I used to think Ted was hot.


from Txxxxx.Cxxxx@telus.blackberry.net
to cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date: Thu, Sep 15, 2011 at 8:30 PM
subject: Stouffville

Are you mental? Why do you keep bothering me?
That's how I left it, folks. Some people just can't be saved from the stupid gene.

3 comments:

  1. SquigglesSeptember 20, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    Context. I find that many people can be brought back from the stupid if they provide Context for themselves. and the readers. I know it would have helped me.

    But then again, less fodder for the site. And we Love the fodder.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Skin ManSeptember 20, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    it's the anonimity or at least lack of face to face, or even voice to voice that really helps unleash the stupidity.

    amazeballs!

    ReplyDelete
  3. karySeptember 20, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    What a strange interaction. Customer service? Can't imagine going through life like that.

    ReplyDelete

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