Friday, September 16, 2011

Protection from the Parking Donkeys


I found this car in the Home Depot parking lot in Pickering, writes Doug in an email to This Crazy Train.

He suspects a service that saran wraps your car at GO Station parking lots would do well. I think if you throw on a layer of bubble wrap, you got yourself a business.

To quote the Slap Chop guy, "Seriously, this product sells itself."

6 comments:

  1. lswgirl13September 16, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    Really, a giant car cover??? The same people that buy this will be the idiots that have The Club on their 1997 Dodge Neon. I feel like leaving a note on those cars that no danger of someone stealing their piece of crap.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 16, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    Actually a service that you could call to saran wrap parking donkies would make more money. "Yes, how much to shrink wrap the douche parked on the median. $50? Great here's my credit card. Thanks!".

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  3. DonnaSeptember 16, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    LMAO@ Anon!!

    what a great idea!! I would pay for that service too.

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  4. WaltSeptember 16, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    Having worked on a crossdock once a long time ago, you can assume that it's a Home Depot employee's car and that his buddies from the back decided to pull a prank on him with the stretch wrap roller.

    We once stretch-wrapped a dude to a dolly and parked him in the elevator for half an hour.

    I was an asshole back then, too.

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  5. JenSeptember 16, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    I might have some of that aran left over from a move. I should check and see. I would gain great pleasure watching someone try to cut that away from their illegally parked car with a key.

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  6. lswgirl13September 16, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    And here I really thought that someone had a giant car cover. Am I stupid or what?

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