Someone needs to buy this person a map

Text message from 905881XXXX
To 905447423
7:01:33 PM 9-13-11

Hi. Do u know how I can take the GO train to Kingston?


Text message from THIS CRAZY TRAIN 9054427423
To 905881XXXX
7:03:02 PM 9-13-11

You can't.


Text message from 905881XXXX
To 905447423
7:03:23 PM 9-13-11

I was told the last station going east is Oshawa but I know I took a green train to Kingston. Must have been 15 years ago.


Text message from 9054427423
To 905881XXXX
7:05:07 PM 9-13-11

Oshawa is the last stop east for GO.


Text message from 905881XXXX
To 905447423
7:05:51 PM 9-13-11

How do I get from Oshawa to Kingston?


Text message from 9054427423
To 905881XXXX
7:06:17 PM 9-13-11

You buy a VIA ticket and take the train.


Text message from 905881XXXX
To 905447423
7:06:38 PM 9-13-11

Why can't I take one train? I want a GO train.


Text message from 9054427423
To 905881XXXX
7:07:01 PM 9-13-11

I don't plan the transportation in this country. You're asking the wrong person.


Text message from 905881XXXX
To 905447423
7:07:29 PM 9-13-11

Then how I did get to Kingston last time?


Text message from 9054427423
To 905881XXXX
7:08:00 PM 9-13-11

Maybe you were part of some bizarre kidnapping plot.


Text message from 905881XXXX
To 905447423
7:09:57 PM 9-13-11

I'll ask again. How did I get to Kingston last time?


Text message from 9054427423
To 905881XXXX
7:10:42 PM 9-13-11

Look, I'm not a travel agent. You can take a VIA Rail train and never have to set foot on a GO train. Ever. Call VIA.


Text message from 905881XXXX
To 905447423
7:11:13 PM 9-13-11

But VIA runs in Richmond Hill. Where Markham is. I want to take the train that runs with the 401.


Text message from 9054427423
To 905881XXXX
7:11:32 PM 9-13-11

Please tell me you're kidding.



Text message from 905881XXXX
To 905447423
7:12:00 PM 9-13-11

DO YOU HAVE THE NUMBER FOR VIA OR NOT??????????????


Text message from 9054427423
To 905881XXXX
7:13:54 PM 9-13-11

No. I don't understand why you can't just look it up online or call a friend. You know, use that lifeline.


Text message from 905881XXXX
To 905447423
7:15:33 PM 9-13-11

BECAUSE I AM NOT AT HOME YOU IDIOT. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!


Text message from 9054427423
To 905881XXXX
7:15:59 PM 9-13-11

I know that it takes a lot of rage to text a message in all caps.
How did you get this # anyway if you're "not at home" or "online"?


Text message from 905881XXXX
To 905447423
7:18:27 PM 9-13-11

You know, you won't get far in life if this is how you treat people.


Text message from 9054427423
To 905881XXXX
7:19:04 PM 9-13-11

And you're not going to get too far in life considering you can't seem to get your ass on a VIA train.