This be some Criss Angel mágico

Dude in the suit be all sprawled out like he fancy. Got some newspapers under his foot ridin' feet to make sure he keeps a little bit of class, just like his abuela taught him. I had a friend who had an abuela that made everybody sit on newspapers in her house, but this escándalo público?! It would send Rosa into a rage!

And that Criss Angel mind-crazy shit with the girl? It must be one of them octopus illusions (as my daughter used to say). I'm positive she has a set of legs.

I also enjoyed removing the head of the Crazy Train reader who snapped this pic - just brushed it out right of the picture. I put a hole through the head of laptop boy's reflection, too.

I should stop now. I've had way too much lemonade and gin this evening. Why? Because it's gin o'clock. Dammit.