From: 1905434XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 21 2011 6:34 AM
cj, my gf reads ur site evyday at her off. we had a big fight l/n. i think this is it 4 us. ive scrwed up way 2 many times. i know she will see this & m/b think twice about throwing all my shit out the front dr. shes locked me out. i slept in the car. its bad. shes mad b/c she thinks i slept with a co/wrkr & thnks i.m the dad. im not. i did go out wth this persn b4 i met my gf but shes sleepin around, not me. since im a quiet guy & the fact i would contact her this way should tell her im tellin the truth. can u help?
From: 19054427423
To: 1905434XXXX
October 21 2011 7:07 AM
Who's sleeping around and why are you texting like you're paying by the letter. This isn't the Shout-Outs. I don't charge for space.
From: 1905434XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 21 2011 7:08 AM
np. the co-wrkr is sleepin around. when she was banging me she ws banging another dude.
From: 19054427423
To: 1905434XXXX
October 21 2011 7:09 AM
Are you missing keys on your phone?
From: 1905434XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 21 2011 7:10 AM
No. Sorry. I just text rlly fast.
From: 19054427423
To: 1905434XXXX
October 21 2011 7:10 AM
Does your girlfriend mind that you use words like "banging" when describing intimate sexual encounters?
From: 1905434XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 21 2011 7:11 AM
look, im serious. will u post a msg or not? its not rlly a time to be funny. im rlly upset that shes upset.
From: 19054427423
To: 1905434XXXX
October 21 2011 7:12 AM
You said you screwed up before so this means, considering she's threatening to throw away your stuff, that you've caused her to not trust you before. Why should she believe you this time?
From: 1905434XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 21 2011 7:13 AM
man, its too erly to psychoanlyze me . jst tell rf i love her and i'll try hrder but i didn't get any1 preggo. k?
From: 19054427423
To: 1905434XXXX
October 21 2011 7:13 AM
Have you tried texting her? Calling her? Writing an email?
From: 1905434XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 21 2011 7:14 AM
yes but she knows it me.. when she reads ur site she wont know til she starts reding.
From: 19054427423
To: 1905434XXXX
October 21 2011 8:44 AM
Consider it done.
From: 1905434XXXX
To: 19054427423
October 21 2011 8:57 AM
thanks., means a lot 2 me
rf?
ReplyDeletePlease dump this guy and find a man who can spell.
ditto to what Fred's Wife said. I would dump any who texted like that!
ReplyDeleteoops. guess I was typg 2 fst. lft out an entre wrd. man, it tks mre though 2 tpe lke ths than to type regularly.
ReplyDeleteRomance in the 21st century?
ReplyDeleteIsn't it awesome?
ReplyDeleteNot really. I wouldn't be flattered if this is how my husband chose to contact me after a fight.
I'm more of a John Cusack holding a boom box over his head, sobbing in a phone booth in the rain, kind of girl.
Man, I really hope RF does read it and writes a comment. This made my whole Friday. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteYou know, Fred, watch the time stamp. We don't want another multiple personalities situation again.
ReplyDeleteI've been meaning to speak to you about leaving the lid off the toothpaste. That shit is getting to me. You better stop. Also, Squiggles is hogging the covers at night and lswgirl snores too loud. Al thinks shouting random hockey scores in his sleep is hilarious but if you wake up tomorrow with a bloody nose, you'll know why.
ReplyDeleteGah! People could read that?
ReplyDeleteI pieced together what was going on by CJ's responses and the comments!
If this guy thinks this will work, I actually feel sorry for him. He screwed up once, now something else happened and ruined what sounds like a good thing (as long as she understands what the hell he writes). But, it's called Karma. She is a bitch.
i dont care what any of u say. she'll knw why i chose to do this.
ReplyDeleteps. thanks cj for posting this. its not exactly what i was expecting but good enuff all the same.
ReplyDeleteTime to call Maury dude, and if you aren't the father, he will tell ya'll
ReplyDeleteget er done!
kl: seriously? You have an enitre comments section. Not texting. Use full words!
ReplyDeleteAnd Fred: LOL. At least I know who is trying to fighting me on the covers!
@kl - if your girl thinks you've impregnated someone else, it's going to take a lot more than some poorly typed texts to a blog to get her to forgive and forget. Also I'm guessing the bigger issue isn't whether you actually did knock someone else up but rather that she thinks you've been acting in such a way that that's even possible.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Anon above -- you'll need a lie detector test and DNA test before she lets you back in the house.
dont care what you guys think, remember? rf, pls write.
ReplyDeletedon't pick on poor kl, I am sure its only his 5 or 10th mistake...he deserves a 20th chance....
ReplyDeletedude, your girl friend is going to read all of these comments and dump you for good! Too many people agree with her!
You would have been better off with sky writing....but have some double check your spelling before the plane takes off with your message!
Yes, rf, please do!
ReplyDeleteSkin Man,
ReplyDeleteWill skywriters give you a discount if you use text language?
Kevin.
ReplyDeleteYou are a fuck-up and now you're just learning why. I can't believe this is the road you took and I am so thankful that CJ saw this for what it was.
Please just fuck off.
I got your back girl.
ReplyDelete@KL - wake up time, my friend.
ReplyDeleteI am wondering if I should get some popcorn (Love working from home!) and sit back and watch the online meltdown happen?
ReplyDeleterita. fine. i wnt the ring bak. dont care bout anythn els but u owe me thatmuch.
ReplyDeleteI know I should find pleasure in others tradgedy...but,
ReplyDeletethis.is.awesomesauce!
oops *shouldn't
ReplyDeleteI can't believe some of the stuff you get texted CJ,
ReplyDeleteHow could he possibly think this was a good idea?
By the way, the wife is really pissing me off lately and I'm through with her. If I fax you a copy of the divorce papers could you post them for me, or perhaps you could go by my house and serve them to her for me?
Let me know, thanks.
What stuff?
ReplyDeleteI make all this up, remember?
Almost starting to believe PW with "stuff" like this being posted,
ReplyDeleteAlthought the "truth is stranger than ficton" aspect has your back.
You just can't make up stuff like this.
I do hope this is all loudly repeated on various GO trains this evening. Everyone should get to hear this!
ReplyDeleteOh it's real. My former asshole douchebag boyfriend thought it up all by himself and did he think that she wouldn't run with it? He knew exactly what would happened. What he didn't bank on was that CJ is smart and could see it for what it was. There's so much more to the story than what he's professing but I'm done. Done. Done. Done. I can't believe this. Really.
ReplyDeleterita, if you need a rebound, we should grab some street meat and hold hands ;)
ReplyDeleteWow. Is it just me or has it been a particularly heavy week on TCT?
ReplyDeleteNot complaining mind you, just sayin'
I promise it won't happen again.
ReplyDelete