I guess "Transit Safety Investigation" sounds better than "We have to kick a drunk guy off the train"

From: 839846
To: 19054427423
November 14 2011 05:12 PM

TheUNST 16:50 - MILT 17:48 trn delyd 20 mins frmUNST due to a Transit Safety Investigation

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No way, I'm like Eyewitness News, Imma bring you the real story.

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From: 1416918XXXX
To: 19054427423
November 14 2011 05:17 PM

Only thing worse than the leaves causing a problem for you is a drunk making the Milton 450 LSQ train to be delayed 25 mins for me! I'm in the CSA car and he announced a delay to "investigate" something at one end of the train. Comes back and gets another call on his radio that says security is dealing with an intoxicated passenger.

From: 1416918XXXX
To: 19054427423
November 14 2011 05:19 PM

Seriously? Just pull him off the damn train already.
Why in the hell did they find it necessary to chit chat??

From: 19054427423
To: 1416918XXXX
November 14 2011 05:23 PM

I dunno maybe checking for mental health issues? Took some time to look up the closest AA chapter for the guy?

Reedonkeylous. Just toss him off. The end.