Dad: How come I can not text your website
Me: What are you trying to do?
Dad: I need to tell some people off
Me: Just use the computer
Dad: But I am mobile and I want to keep moving
Me: Where are you?
Dad: In the garage
Me: Dad, do you have auto-correct turned on?
Dad: What turned on
Me: Is it the iPhone you got from the board?
Dad: Yes
Me: What's that thing called again that Stephen Harper is in charge of?
Dad: The government
Me: No, where is it, what's it in?
Dad: Ottawa
Me: Wait, it's not auto-correct... You haven't figured out punctuation on that thing either, have you?
Dad: What
Me: Punctuation. You know !?"'
Dad: Comic book swearing
Me: What?!
Dad: Why did you ask me about Heathen Harper
Me: What's he in charge of?
Dad: Canada
Me: Dad, it starts with a "p"
Dad: Parlyment
Me: Okay, so your auto-correct is definitely off.
Dad: What is auto correct
Me: The iPhone will automatically correct your spelling for you. It's just that it can actually work too well and I don't want you falling prey to it.
Dad: How do you know it is off
Me: We also need to work on showing you punctuation. You know it's not working because you're writing like an upper-crust Englishman and even tho you are asking me questions, you haven't used a single question mark (?)
Dad: Why are you saying I can not spell
Me: Parlyment
Dad: What about it
Me: Dad it's not spelled that way
Dad: Okay smarty pants how is it spelled
Me: Parliament
Dad: I like the way I spell it
Me: It's wrong
Dad: Who cares
Me: I'm so putting auto-correct on that thing
9 comments:
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Your Dad is hilarious! Wish I could get mine back...
JB!
Where you been!?
You're awesome. I miss you in the comments.
He is right about one thing: Harper is a heathen!!!!
@ anon (this is NOT meant and disrespect, just meant for smiles)
"get him back"? better google lost and found on GO transit and then end up to txt CJ at "lost & found"
I was told I should go look at damnyouautocorrect.com and I will. I hope you're all happy I interrupted my afternoon nap to come on here and tell you all I see everything you're writing and I'm ready to take on anyone who wants to mess with me.
For the record, my wife is someone who you don't say no to. A few people will know what I mean by that. I can't find the story it belongs to but it involved Cindy, I won't call her CJ which many of you probably don't know is actually pronounced "Siege" but I call her Cindy and her Flo Jo night.
Dad,
I'm not sure I know who you're angry with. Far as I know, no one said anything to you or about you.
For the record, I am not Jean-Baptiste's wife. I am his daughter.
Thanks for your emails.
Sounds like JP has had a few pints tonight! Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Lord knows I've tied a couple on!!!
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