Not sure who's pulling who here in this text exchange

Either this girl is incredibly dense or she's incredibly clever. I'm not sure if she was on to me. My replies are in green.

From: 1416477XXXX
To: 19054427423
December 05 2011 06:16 PM

I'm cold.

From: 19054427423
To: 1416477XXXX
December 05 2011 06:17 PM

It's Winter.

LOL. Ya it is.

Damn rain.

Thanks for the weather report. See, I have this amazing app on my phone from the Weather Channel. It tells me it's raining.

Sorry, just making conversation.

(I love it when random people text me and then throw out that line. It's not like we're stuck together on a school bus for 9 hours. *You* texted me)

Well, all I can say is if you're cold, buy a sweater. Don't know what else to tell ya.

Is it true you really don't work for GO or do you have just have to say that?

I don't work for GO.

You just do this for free?

It pays for itself in many ways. Trust me.

How much does it cost to run a website?

My site is free.

But your time isn't.

Actually I do this in my free time so technically ... it's free.

Is there any cost?

Sure. I had to buy www.thiscrazytrain.com and then renew it each year.

You must be very wealthy if you can do this for free.

Yes, I am incredibly wealthy. Thank you for noticing. Very few people clue into how wealthy I am that I have time to entertain people for the hell of it.

So you don't really work? You just say you do.

Yep. And guess what?

What?

I don't write the blog either. The site? I pay people to do it.

What? I knew it. There's no way one person can do what you do.

Let me tell you something. I like you and I'm so grateful you recognize how much work this is. People are so naive. They can't imagine spending two hours a day running a website. And then another 18 hours gathering content. It's exhausting. Sometimes I only sleep 4 hours a night.

Wow. How many people work for you?

Seven.

That many?! Are they students?

You could call them that. Let me tell you, it's ridiculous to manage 7 different personalities. All male. Some are more motivated then others. But the worse guy has to be the one who says he's sleepy all the time. I only pay these guys for four hours a day yet he's telling me all the time he's sleepy.

Oh. How can I work for you?

Well, can you grow a beard?

Ha. No. I'm a girl.

Oh. That won't work. I only hire male writers.

That's too bad. I have some good go train stories.

Oh yeah? You should email them to me.

Are any of the guys working for you hot? :)

Well most of them are kinda old and I like tall men myself. These dudes aren't tall. And here's the real creepy thing.

What?

They do everything together. They come to work together. They go on break together. They eat together. I am almost sure they all sleep together. I'm pretty sure they are all room mates.

Wow. That is odd.

I'll say. And everyday at 3pm when it's getting time to go home and they leave my office they

You have an office?!

Well yeah, you don't suspect I have seven men just hanging out in my kitchen everyday?

Oh...

Anyhow, I was saying. They have this song they sing around quitting time ... it goes, "Hi Ho Hi Ho it's home from

Wait!

What? I wasn't finished.

That's Snow White.

What is?

The song.

What is Snow White?

A movie.

Never saw it. Is chuck Norris in it?

WTF? Come on... Sure you did.

She flees to the forest and she comes across the seven dwarfs house and takes shelter and they fall in love with her. Then she eats an apple from the Queen and falls into a deep sleep waiting for a prince to kiss her.

What the hell kind of story is that?

It's a Disney story.

That sounds even more creepy than the seven guys I have working for me!

Maybe they like the movie and are playing a trick on you

(Huh? Record scratch)

I'll have to ask them.

Google snow white and look for it on YouTube, it's a great movie.

Okay, I will. You have a good night.

You too. My train is almost at the station. Thanks for the chat!Keep up the good work.