From: 1905720XXXX
To: 19054427423
January 10 2012 8:42 PM
have u ever seen the youtube video shoes?
From: 19054427423
To: 1905720XXXX
January 10 2012 9:17 PM
OMG, shoes!
so uve seen it
Yep. It's a classic.
i also like to collect shoes
Good for you. Hobbies are healthy.
sure are! i know of this group of people who share our love of shoes and thot maybe ud like to meet with us. for me it's more of a foot worship thing.
What?
someone sent me a link to your collection of foot photographs
You mean foot riders?!
huh?
What in the hell of all things donkey are you talking about?
are u a guy?
No
So u don't havea foot fetish
THE. HELL!?
oh-oh, i see what this is
That you're crazy?
ur in denial. and prolly embarrassed. its ok. don't be.
Um ... dude? I'm on a mission to get people who ride GO trains to keep their damn feet off the seats. It's not a sexual conquest.
ok well. ur loss.
Right. Sure. Go lick a toe and get bent.
Yuck.
The hell with you people wasting my time with this crap.
have a nice day.
About the video mentioned, which in no way did I think would eventually lead to a conversation about foot licking (NSFW due to swearing):
Harsh, I know. But I was grossed out.
ReplyDeleteYou weren't harsh. The dude used "prolly". Anyone who every types (or says) prolly needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.
ReplyDeleteAnd "fer". How the hell is it easier to type "fer" than it is to type "for".
All that toe jam is ruining his brain cells.
I just don't get the foot fetish people. I really don't. Granted, I will admit that some people do make their shoes look good, but once those come off the horror of the sight, smell, etc. of the things ends. I mean, the crap that they walk through!
ReplyDeleteAnd this comes from a Shoe Junkie.
I still enjoyed it, but it agree it was a bit harsh. But hey, think of all the other crazies that you've dealt with and kept your cool!
ReplyDeleteKeep smiling!
P.S. please send him a picture of a burning foot with a chainsaw about to remove the offending member from a seat.
Having been sick since Friday and now dealing with bronchitis, I was in such a bad mood when the text came in and it that I felt a little bad afterwards... but still. A foot fetish club? It's not for me.
ReplyDeleteha ha
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of foot riders, yesterday an awesome CSA on the 15:43 LSW train made an annoucement asking people not to put their feet on the seats, even if they lift the seat cushion up first. It put a big smile on my face.
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