Hilary took a page right outta this blog on Friday night when she tongue-slapped a bunch of college age men taking the 8:13 pm LSE train home from Union for putting their sopping wet boots on the seats.
She was pretty livid in her text messages to me that I received far too late to respond. See, I've been stricken with bronchitis and was in a coma for most of the evening ... . Rest assured my friends, I am on the mend and am back to the grind Monday.
Hilary says the boys complied with her verbal assault and were quick to help her dry off their mess after soaking through the cloth seats after she made a big production of charging to the bathroom for paper towels.
Hilary tells me she has "looks" on her side and often uses her "looks" to "bully men into stop being jerks".
One even tried to pick her up after his friends got off at Rouge Hill. She didn't hold back when she said she'd never consider a date with a guy so ridiculously rude and dirty.
Ouch.
8 comments:
Yay for Hilary! Though I will admit I love the results. Not too certain how I feel about using your looks. But then again, what ever works.
Sadly, it's true. College men will listen to a beautiful woman over an ugly chick. That's just the say the world works.
That sign should be embroidered onto each seat.
Good work Hilary, although I think I'd be afraid to confront a gang of guys like that.
Pshaw! Don't worry about me. I'm 5 foot 7 of karate fury with a swimmer's body. I don't let punks get the best of me. I just thrust out the puppies, distract and then point in the direction I want the losers to go. I also grew up with four brothers. Boys' shit isn't a problem. I'll take em on.
Get better soon, CJ. Ugly weather to be under. I suggest we chip in and get Hilary a 'super suit'. She is one powerful defender from the foot trolls. 'Puppies' - that will get them every time. If they do't work, there's always the sharp tongue, the teacher-frown and verbal shaming. We've got your back, H!
HEY!! I've figured out the problem!! NO REALLY!!
It's the SIGN!
If you look closely at the illustration shown, the "human" doesn't even HAVE feet!! So the sign really only says no "legs" on the seats.
It's entirely possible that may have confused the college boys . . .
Just sayin'.
Lmao
Best. Comment. Ever. :)
-Markham rider
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