This text exchange happened this afternoon. Enjoy! My replies are in bold.
From: 1905434XXXX
To: 19054427423
January 01 2012 3:42 PM
This is Jack's mother. Have you seen Jack?
To: 19054427423
January 01 2012 3:42 PM
This is Jack's mother. Have you seen Jack?
From: 19054427423
To: 1905434XXXX
January 01 2012 3:43 PM
No, I haven't. Sorry.
To: 1905434XXXX
January 01 2012 3:43 PM
No, I haven't. Sorry.
Jack is in big trouble. Please don't lie. I found this number in his room.
This number?!
Yes.
THIS NUMBER? Are you sure?
Yes. I'm tired of his lies and not telling us where he is. I know he's with you so please tell him to call home now.
Sorry, I don't know Jack.
(My phone rings. I don't answer it as it's this crazy mother)
Listen you little shithead, you better pick up the phone.
Er ... but I really don't know your son or who you are for that matter.
Stop lying!!!
But I'm telling the truth.
Pick up your phone.
No way lady. All you're gonna do is yell. Did you listen to my voicemail message?
No.
Okay.
Perhaps you should call again.
(My phone rings. I don't answer)
Are you there?
Yes?
Sorry about that. As far as I know, Jack doesn't hang out with girls or knows a Cindy Smith.
I told you.
Where was my number anyway?
Who are you!
Can you answer my question?
It was on Jack's desk, on a piece of paper.
Ummm. Creepy. How old is your son? Please don't say 42.
11.
11!? The hell?!
How did he get your number?
Probably from my website.
Oh. What do you do?
I can tell you what I don't do and that is liaise with 11 year old boys.
I should hope not.
Hells no lady.
I figure your son is just one of the kids I tend to get on my site who like to mess around in the comments. It's called trolling. You can google it when you have a moment.
Oh. What is your site?
www.thiscrazytrain.com. It's a blog about commuting, mostly on GO trains and all the nonsense that goes on.
Oh. I see. Okay. Jack doesn't ride the GO train.
You're kidding!? I would never have guessed.
Yeah, so ... anyway. Happy New Year. Good luck in locating Jack.
Thanks.
7 comments:
That's gotta be a first for you, CJ. Angry mother. Hilarious!
LOL, must be the anon troll's mom. Maybe he wrote that down to crank call you from a payphone...
"OMG I WAS A SEAT RIDIN ON TEH TRAIN AND I LEFT MY IPHONE ON THE TRAIN AN NOW IMMA CRY IS THIS GO LOST AND FOUND??!!DO YOU HAS MY PHONE?!"
I always knew that you don't know jack!
I really don't know him.
;)
LMAO! I love how you deal with these crazy people.
And why doesn't Jack hang out with girls???
Methinks his mom keeps him on too tight a leash to get into girls. At 11 they probably still have cooties, wouldn't want to have to tell mom about getting cooties from hanging out with girls!
Most of the best content comes from texts!!! I don't know what is better the crazy cursing mother who must know she is texting to someone who must be about 11 years old?! or the 11 y/o troller getting busted!
Ha!
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