@ Vanessa - maybe they mean Turkey Ham? Basically, it is turkey that is cured the same way ham is, so that it is fairly similar in taste. If you have ever had turkey bacon - same principle.
Good god, the author has children (as evidenced by the “cerail for you and kids”). Please God, tell me that Dad helps with homework??
With all of the spelling errors, I can’t point out them all, but some are worthy of a curtain call:
“Spegtti, spegtti sauce” ...wtf? Anyone knows that if it’s Italian, it’s heavy on the vowels. Try again sista. “Cedar Cheese”...I’ll admit. I’m curious. Hook me up. “White Kasuls” WTF? You mean White Castle...as in sliders? Holy lord, if this woman isn’t clinically retarded, she’s fucking close. Her and that Bubba guy from Forrest Gump should hang out.
@ Matt: I think she meant kaiser buns. That "l" could be a really sloppy "r".
But at least she is getting stuff for spaghetti AND spaghetti and meatballs.
Not to mention tomoatoes are written on the list twice. Don't think she is aware of much besides the main priority: smokes. Only thing spelt correctly.
@ Vanessa: mmmmmmmmmmmmm. now I am hungry. Think I will be having breakfast for dinner.
@Matt - have you ever been to White Castle??? I tried it for the first time last year. OMG, neither me or my 17 year old son (who will eat ANYTHING) could stomach more than a couple of bites. It was just vile. Harold and Kumar must have been nuts. I think what it needed was some cedar cheese.
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Well, I hear that the cedar really brings out the bannas taste, especially when accompanied with coolaid, surgar and cerail.
And then the shudder at what people think is both appropriate spelling and acceptable to eat on a regular basis.
pls? 3 instat patatoes and bag of patatoes. pls? LOL stay classy redneck!
Another victim of Hooked on Phonics. Biscuts, winnies and spegiti, oh my!
And three bottles of ketchup? I guess everything on the list will be doused in it.
What's ham turkey?
Boggles the mind.
Cigarettes, cake and spaghetti!! That’s a party at my house, circa 1985!!!
@ Vanessa - maybe they mean Turkey Ham? Basically, it is turkey that is cured the same way ham is, so that it is fairly similar in taste. If you have ever had turkey bacon - same principle.
This has to be intentional. No way even a person with English as a 5th language could make that many mistakes.
I would guess Rob Ford, but we all know he's on a diet!
Dammit, they did it again. They left off the lotto tickets and case of Molson Export!
I especially like how popsicles and honey cooked ham are on the same line. Epic.
@ Squiggles: I love me some Butterball Turkey Bacon. Doesn't lose its shape, doesn't splatter and isn't greasy!
Good god, the author has children (as evidenced by the “cerail for you and kids”). Please God, tell me that Dad helps with homework??
With all of the spelling errors, I can’t point out them all, but some are worthy of a curtain call:
“Spegtti, spegtti sauce” ...wtf? Anyone knows that if it’s Italian, it’s heavy on the vowels. Try again sista.
“Cedar Cheese”...I’ll admit. I’m curious. Hook me up.
“White Kasuls” WTF? You mean White Castle...as in sliders? Holy lord, if this woman isn’t clinically retarded, she’s fucking close. Her and that Bubba guy from Forrest Gump should hang out.
@ Matt: I think she meant kaiser buns. That "l" could be a really sloppy "r".
But at least she is getting stuff for spaghetti AND spaghetti and meatballs.
Not to mention tomoatoes are written on the list twice. Don't think she is aware of much besides the main priority: smokes. Only thing spelt correctly.
@ Vanessa: mmmmmmmmmmmmm. now I am hungry. Think I will be having breakfast for dinner.
@Matt - have you ever been to White Castle??? I tried it for the first time last year. OMG, neither me or my 17 year old son (who will eat ANYTHING) could stomach more than a couple of bites. It was just vile. Harold and Kumar must have been nuts. I think what it needed was some cedar cheese.
The age-old question: tamatoes or tomatoes?
Lol.
(This is a variation of it. I'm not actually serious. xP)
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