GO tried. They did. They tried really hard to convince us that a GO gift card was the gift card that would guarantee steak and that other thing this Valentine's Day.
I didn't hear a single announcement on my rides today and someone at the Oshawa station had penciled in on the ad that was stuck on the shelter glass: "Guarantees a divorce. Buy diamonds instead," according to email I got.
I hate Valentine's Day. Always have. But my kid loves it and she orders my husband off to a store to purchase what she thinks are great gifts for me. She has a thing for vases. I have four vases, all red, and interesting in shape, because of her. She also knows her mom has a thing for Turtles. God bless that kid.
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ReplyDeleteYup, would guarantee the divorce. And thank goodness someone clued in that no one wants to see their relationship implode because of a GO goft card.
ReplyDeleteThe CSA on my LSW wished us a Happy Valentine's Day. Say wut?
ReplyDeleteI used to have a thing for turtles. Until i realised how much they crapped. And tearing apart the kitchen to find the bugger after it went for walk.
ReplyDeleteI assumed she was talking about the chocolate and caramel Turtles.
ReplyDeleteMmm. Yes.
ReplyDeleteThe chocolate turtle? Or tasty real turtle?
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