This is not the shout-outs.
Any and all requests to tell your honey-boo bear to have a happy day and that you'll be his Valentine forever are being rejected because I reject it.
REJECTED.
Rejected like Ralph from the Simpson's when Lisa wouldn't let him "choo-choo choose" her as his Valentine. Listen to Lisa! The girl is smart!
Someone actually sent in a poem. A poem!
The hell!
I don't know CJ. If they are particulary heinous, maybe you should post them. You know, so the rest of us can ridicule the person.
ReplyDeleteYou think so?
ReplyDeleteIt will have to wait til I get home but I'll totally do it for the laffs.
As long as people know it's for the laffs.
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets aren't
Some poems rhyme
Not this one.
Funny one I read earlier today:
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two
Consider it done
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