Scene: Soaking wet boots of a foot rider on the seat across from them. Train nearly full. Other 2 seats in quad already occupied. Fellow commuter approaches foot-rider and says “I think I dropped something under your seat, could you please stand up for a second?” As soon as foot rider stands (and presumably exits the quad to allow commuter space to dig under seat), commuter should proceed to rub their own wet boots on the foot rider’s seat, and then say “Nope, must have been wrong. Thanks though.”
Mad props and top billing in the TCT Hall of Fame to the first person who pulls this off.
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Scene: Soaking wet boots of a foot rider on the seat across from them. Train nearly full. Other 2 seats in quad already occupied. Fellow commuter approaches foot-rider and says “I think I dropped something under your seat, could you please stand up for a second?” As soon as foot rider stands (and presumably exits the quad to allow commuter space to dig under seat), commuter should proceed to rub their own wet boots on the foot rider’s seat, and then say “Nope, must have been wrong. Thanks though.”
Mad props and top billing in the TCT Hall of Fame to the first person who pulls this off.
Me. That would be me.
I would pay to see that!
Or better yet just sit in foot riders dry seat forcing them to sit in their own wet dirty mess.
But where would Jimmy rest his feet if he could? There's nothing in front of him? Hmmmm.....
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