Sitting next to an asshole on the train. Packed train and I asked him to move his gym bag and faux WWE belt and he tried to ignore me, so I asked him again and he made a big production of moving his shit so I said, "Hey, I paid for a seat buddy."
So every now and then he gives me this side-eye stink-eye.
I'm gonna punch him if he looks at me again. I texted my husband and told him to ready the bail money.
Oh, and he keeps polishing his belt which he claims, after a guy asked him, he bought with money he'd been saving for a down payment on a house.
Why am I surprised that you weren't kidding about the wrestling belt? You see the strangest shit!
ReplyDeleteSo some guy started chatting up WWE Super-Douche about his belt and WWESD is claiming it's real and that he sacrificed a downpayment on a house to buy it.
ReplyDeleteGuess that only proves the stereotype that WWE fans are idiots. And WWESD is the king of them all!
ReplyDeleteHe probably sees nothing at all latent about buying fetish items to commemorated guys who oil up and wrestle and grunt in latex spandex...
ReplyDeletehey CJ, i hope you get punched out, and when hubby comes he gets his ass kicked to.. i bet he wishes website never existed, if not, he has no idea whats going here,,,
ReplyDeleteHey Anon! Are you Super Douche?
ReplyDeleteMan, Anon. Didn't you know what you never hit a lady?
ReplyDeleteHaha but really, you're lame.
He talks like the other douche that texted cj last week.
ReplyDelete@Squiggles.
ReplyDeleteOne guy with a WWE belt is an idiot, therefore all WWE fans are idiots? I think you're the idiot.
Wow Kary! Insecure enough?
ReplyDeleteI never said he was an idiot. I said that there was a "stereotype" that a lot of WWE fanatics were of lesser intelligence and/or made dumb mvoes in real life.
Besides, if he did give up a down payment for a house/condo/permanent living arrangement to buy a stupid belt, then yes, he is an idiot.
How about you actually read the things written before proving that you are both illiterate and borderline idiotic.
kary: In all fairness, if it has feathers and quacks its a pretty sure bet that its a duck... If it is over the age of 13 and carries around a WWE belt, its a pretty sure bet its a case of stunted or arrested development - e.g. idiocy...
ReplyDeleteHey deepfish, I agree. The guy sounds like an idiot. You get no argument from me. But I'm quite sure he would be an idiot even if he wasn't a wrestling fan. I don't think there is a relationship between the two.
ReplyDeleteNow if he were wearing a Leaf jersey...
LOL. I tell my students that white and blue maple leaves are not found in nature, so the Toronto hockey club is inherently unnatural and therefore by definition evil...
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