This morning on the GO bus, I caught bits and pieces of a conversation this guy was having on his BlackBerry in a very low voice with someone I suspect was his girlfriend.
Out of nowhere, he just blurts out, "I don't know why any guy would want to look like Chewbacca eating a hot dog."
All day. All damn day I had that in my head. Then all of a sudden, it dawned at me.
How swift are you? I thought I was pretty swift. Let me know in the comments.
??, THIS ONE IS PRETTY GOOD THOUGH
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris and Chewbacca once had a hot dog eating competition. The loser promised to never shave again
It sounds like it has sopmething to do with manscaping?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure he was on the phone with his girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteAnyways, there's this great scene in the movie "the Change-Up". CJ, you should watch it.
What else could it mean!?
ReplyDeleteLOL at Al. Love it.
Maybe I'm too young to get this, haha. Is it a sexual reference? xD
ReplyDeleteYes, it involves trimming the grass round the tree.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely manscaping. It’s all about trimming the underbrush to make the trees appear taller.
ReplyDeleteA short tree doesnt look any shorter when the grass is cut around it, the grass is just shorter.
ReplyDeleteAnyone tells you different they are lying, besides, size doesnt matter right ladies?
Ahhhhh yes Al, but men always think they are ummmmm, "bigger" than they really are.
ReplyDelete@Al – I’m told it’s not the size of your pencil that matters, it’s how you write your name.
ReplyDelete@Lswgirl: and longer. Ever see the signs saying to move about 6 inches closer to the urinal.
ReplyDeleteAnd Matt: It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.